The Devils Grandmother

First off I apologize for the lack of posts. This weekend has been much busier than I had planned and I just haven't had a second to sit down and type.

Holli and I went shopping with my parents on Saturday and I would dare say that the Holiday shopping season has begun. We hit the 3 major money robbing stores, you know the stores that you go into saying to yourself that your not going to spend more the twenty dollars and come out of the store two hundred dollars poorer and have nothing but cheap crap to show for it. You know these stores Walmart, Target and Kohls. We spent over 6 hours in these stores combined and by the end of that sixth hour I was about ready to go HO HO HO on someones butt. Now to be fair to these money robbing stores its not really the store that makes shopping frustrating but its all the ADD diagnosed idiotic shoppers who make even the Pope want to give himself the noose. For example I was at Target leisurely browsing the toy aisles with my sleeping son laying in the basket when down the aisle comes The Devils grandmother herself. This probably 70 year old lady could barely see over the cart she was pushing when she plowed head on into my cart at mach 12 scaring the day lights out of my little boy and spinning me into a furry of pissed off I have not been in in a long time. She then just stopped as if nothing had happened blocking the entire aisle and started looking and some stupid doll. So I just stared at her with my "I'm going to kick the crap out of you look" the one that I keep stored away for such occasions. After about 5 minutes of sitting and staring patiently she finally noticed me and realized she was blocking my path and with a rude sigh she pushed pass me. I figured she wasn't worth my time so I let it be and moved on. A couple of aisles later I noticed her down another aisle quite aways from her cart so being the jerk that I am I slowly snuck up and stole her very full cart and pushed it somewhere that not even the FBI could find and hid it. Now I know that your saying that I'm a jerk for messing with a old lady but even old ladies can be biatches just look a Nancy Pelosi. Let the shopping season begin.